Well, now that we know you HAVE BEEN/were/will be elected -- just got back from the wild mountains of West Virginia. Got any cabinet posts left for me? Or at least an internship?
P.S. Ohio was still there when I drove through it, so you might want to check on your war minister (or whatever VR is). He isn't doing his job.
P.P.S. I'm having SUCH a hard time telling who is saying what!!! Everybody is Carlin today. Sigh. I have to actually *READ* the usernames. Such hard work y'all make for me.