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Originally Posted by orlok
My friend visited a Native American settlement recently and bought me some false teeth back.
"What the hell are these?" I asked.
"Sioux veneers" he said.
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A woman walked up to a little wrinkled up man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look", she said. "What's your secret for a happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he replied. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat lots of fatty foods, and never ever take any exercise."
"That's amazing, "the woman said. "Exactly how old are you?'
"Twenty-six," he said.