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Mr. pshrynk, I have an announcement to make.
I am formally turning down the offer to be Secretary of Reality Convergence. I refuse to participate in an administration in which the Honorable Undersecretary of Doing Stuff publicly accuses me of being a Fascist.
In addition, I am reneging on my contribution of 480,000,000 Quatloos to the pshrynk campaign. I will be using that money to buy a boat. You can keep the planet on the Inner Arm... I have one on the Outer Arm, and it's not nearly as hot and humid there.
Good day, gentlemen. Buy bonds.
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