x=8, minus typos, stereotypical villains, carry the one for gremlins, plus two for brownies, subtract out formatting problems, times the number of times a word is overused, square root of a bad cover...*sticks tongue out, does rough calculation on the back of a napkin*...no wait! The author would be paying me...erases. Napkin tears. "Dang it!" Start over. Carry the one...plus two...minus 10, must have pi somewhere in here...okay, multiply by kindness and give an extra point for good use of animals and a decent storyline...divide by size/number of pages...
Got it!!!!
One Dollar and thirty one cents.
Last edited by BearMountainBooks; 04-11-2012 at 07:13 PM.
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