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Old 04-08-2012, 10:18 AM   #4789
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Professor explained Marketing to MBA students:

1. You see a gorgeous girl in party, you go to her and say "I am rich, marry me."
That's Direct Marketing.

2. You attend a party and your friend goes to a girl, pointing at you, and tells her, "He's very rich, marry him."
That's Advertising.

3. A girl walks to you and says "You are rich, can u marry me?"
That's Brand Recognition.

4. You say "I'm very rich, marry me," and she slaps you.
That's Customer Feedback.

5. You say "I'm very rich, marry me," then she introduces you to her husband.
That's Demand and Supply Gap.

6. Before you say "I'm rich, marry me," your wife arrives.
That's Restriction from Entering New Market.
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