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Three old geezers are sitting on a park bench.
The first complains, "I'm 70 years old, I wake up every morning at 8, but it takes until 9 before I can pee."
The second complains, "I'm 80 years old, I wake up every morning at 7, but it takes at least until 9 until I can take a dump."
The third complains, "I'm 90 years old, and every morning at 7 I pee like a fountain, and at 8 I dump like a bear."
The two others look up at him, puzzled. "So what the heck is YOUR problem?"
"I don't wake before 9."
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