[Daithi]

To make up for my last joke--

A lady was walking along a beach one day and stumbled upon something. She looked down and found it was an Aladdin's Lamp. She picked it up, rubbed it, and poof out came the genie.

"I am the genie of the lamp, and I will grant you three wishes!" bellowed the genie, "However, I see you are going through a divorce right now, and you are being a complete bee-yatch. So, I'll give you what you wish for, but I will give your husband twice as much."

The lady immediately says, "I want $100 million dollars."

The genie says, "Granted, but you husband now has $200 million dollars."

The lady then says, "I want a chateau on an island off the coast of France."

The genie says, "Granted, and your husband now has two castles on a pair of islands off the coast of Scotland."

At first, her husband getting twice as much as she got didn't bother her, but now she was starting to get steamed. She thinks real hard for her last wish, and then a smile breaks across her face.

"For my third wish," says the woman, "I'd like to be beaten half to death."