You can't throw an ebook at someone.
You can't burn an ebook, in the event of a sudden global ice age.
You can't prop up a table with a short leg with an ebook.
You can't look intelligent from a distance, while reading an ebook (for all anyone knows, you're watching those dodgy videos that resulted in that hush-hush court case).
You can't hollow out an ebook, and store valuable material possessions in it.
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