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Originally Posted by vivaldirules
Well don't look at me. I'm not wearing a beanie or blender.
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No, you're just a puppy-duppy-dog with flowers in your hair (and what the hell is up with that dopey waif singing about wanting to be a "punkrocker with flowers in my hair"? Did the idiot little bint try to suck up a double-mocha-latte through her nose and pierce her brain with the straw. I mean, bugger me backwards with a blender, but even I, a dedicated pacifist (unless something or someone needs a good smashing) would give the old Glasgow Kiss, the Newcastle Nod, the Zizou BOO! to any punkrocker filagreeing his pointy locks with Angel's Breath. I mean is she just stubbornly ignorant, depressingly stupid, or is her whole ability to sing held up MERELY by a paper-thin, honeycomb-history, MT-bloody-V, pop-music mashup! WHAT IN HEAVEN'S THUNDERBOX IS SHE GOING ON ABOUT? WHY THE HELL IS SHE SINGING SUCH PATENT BOLLOCKS! WHY ARE PEOPLE BUYING IT? WHY'S THE MUSIC UP SO LOUD? DAMNED TEENAGERS! GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!)
Cheers,
Marc (...and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for these meddling kids)