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Originally Posted by Mindy
Might want to squiz at some of these given your new, vaulted status.
I particularly like:

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Mindy, Mindy, Mindy ~sigh~. I love you, my sweet, and that's why we're engaged (it's a short story, and my longest marriage thus far was approximately 3 minutes to Patricia, so don't panic). Also, though your avatar is just so twinlkliriffic in cuddlebunches that my nauseated stomach regularly flipflops like a yoke-burst fried egg, I get so much pleasure from it now, having seen its irony since about five minutes into the party when Glorge, the ungentlemanly Jovian Windbag, blew sordid nothings in your ear and you turned around and ripped the lower labium of his gastronomic orifice from his face with your bare hand before giving him the old Fairyland Faceplant with your scissoring legs and then cramming the removed facial muscle so far up his exhaust valve (all done so blindingly quick that the dear Glorge didn't have time to utter the words "Oh, bugger, not again") that the inevitable POP! coloured the walls of my atrium a novel new shade of rouge (which I have called Great Red Spot Red. The colour actually goes well with the new sofa, so thanks).
What's not to love? It was the talk of the party. As someone admiringly mentioned to me to add to my Safety of Guests Rulebook "DO NOT FRAK WITH THE FAIRY!!!"
However, please, no more twinklies, unless, of course, you choose to do so to annoy myself or pshrynk, in which case please go right ahead (because nothing should get in the way of fun-Fun-FUN!).
[Note, Mindy, lest you be annoyed by the above, it's always good to remember that my opinions and recommendations on such matters are about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike, and have about as much enforceability as a madman's rant at the lightning. You do what you like, and don't listen to our petulant braying

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Cheers,
Marc (always ironic, even when he doesn't mean to be)