Mozilla Prison
A Play in Three Acts
Act I - Scene 1
Guard 1: "Sell me your future advertising dollars!"
Prisoner 1: "I will never give into the system!"
Prisoner 2: "You tell him, man!"
Guard 2: "Shut up in there!"
Act II - Scene 1
Prisoner 1: "I am going to kill all of the guards."
Prisoner 3: "That is not very likely."
Guard 2: "Shut up in there!"
Act III - Scene 1:
Guard 2: "Okay, Jones, it's time to come out of the bars."
Prisoner 1: "Okay, but I need to grab my sunglasses!"
*Prisoner 1 reaches into box and pulls out knife*
*Guard draws gun from holster and shoots Prisoner 1*
Prisoner 1: "Oh, I'm dead."
The End