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A man took his dog to the vet.
"Sorry," said the vet, "but your dog is dead".
Distraught, the man asks the vet for a second opinion---the vet brings in the practice cat.
The cat sniffs around---no response from dog. The vet says "Sorry, but your dog is definitely dead".
The man insists on a third opinion, so the vet brings in the practice labrador. The dog sniffs around---no response from the man's dog.
Reluctantly the man accepts his dog is dead. On the way out, the receptionist gives him a bill for £1000.
"Good grief, what is this for?”
"Well, said the receptionist, "it's £50 for the vet, £300 for the catscan and £600 for the lab report.”
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