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Originally Posted by Nate the great
This story is just begging to be satirized.
1. Lightbulbs only work with electricity, and you don't find electricity everywhere.
2. Lightbulbs don't last long enough, and they're not very sturdy. Why, one time I dropped a lightbulb and it broke.
3. They're feature limited. All they do is emit light.
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he's right about that, it's absolutely scandalous. lightbulbs are not sturdy at all. but i hear they're working on new flexi-lightbulbs, so you'll *also* be able to play football with them (which will help with issues number 1 and 3 as well).