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Pshwynk, oh sir, oh sir. This is VR, your loyal Chief of Security and future King of Homeland Security, reporting back for duty (pant). Sorry for taking so long but I can assure you that my tail (pant) is indeed still there (pant, pant) just as you ordered. I just couldn't catch up to the darn thing and, well, I started thinking about the state of our country and all those rogue states that need to be brought bacon...I mean...back in line again. Anyway, maybe tomorrow, for the good of the country, of course, we could invade Iowa. I hear they have some good porkers there. I mean to say pork barrellers. Gotta stop that. So whaddaya say? Should I send the governor there a warning letter or just let 'em have one across the bow?
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