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An Asian man is sitting in his seat on a plane as it is being boarded. Another man, wearing a yarmulke, takes the seat next to the Asian, and as he does so his elbow hits the Asian in the face. It is clear the man did it on purpose.
The Asian says, "Hey! What did you do that for?"
The other man replies, "That was for Pearl Harbor."
"The Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor. I'm Chinese," complained the Asian.
"Chinese, Japanese, it's all the same to me," said the other man as he settled into his seat.
The Chinese man was furious and delivered an elbow of his own then said, "That's for the Titanic."
The other man said, "What?"
The Chinese man replied "Iceberg, Goldberg, it's all the same to me."
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