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"Steve Jordan is now and for the foreseeable future, Secretary of Reality Convergence, a new cabinet level department in charge of keeping the Homeland Security Secretary under control..."
What?! Are you incinerating that I, as Chief of Security and future King of Homeland Security need to be kept under control?!?! But our invasion of Ohio came off like a charm, almost. I nearly had all the bacon in that rogue state safely squirreled away into my...er...I mean into a safe locker. That is, if the Governor's stupid mutt (beagles - ya just can't trust 'em) hadn't squealed on me and let the cat out of the bag, I'd have been up to my eyeballs in bacon. I mean, we would have that state back in line. Oh, psay it ain't sew, pshrynk.
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