I'll pass. But the mention of teens brings up a relevant point: what the heck are families supposed to do when their teen goes on a piracy binge. Let's face it, piracy isn't exactly an easy-to-catch crime and even the most technically inept teen is going to have a network of friends who will aide and abet these activities. Something tells me that these companies would benefit far more from driving piracy so far underground that it ceases to be a socially acceptable activity.