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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce
My children were taught the correct terms for, well, everything. I see no need in dumbing things down for kids, and think they actually could teach adults a thing or two. Ok, opening preachy opinion out of the way, that brings us to the funny part.
My son was playing catch with a kid from the neighborhood we'll call "Johnny". Poor Johnny took a fastball to a sensitive area, ending the game but leaving my son very confused. He confided later that something was very wrong with Johnny: he didn't have a penis! He peed out of a "bo-bo".
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I'm not a big fan of children. Never have been and probably never will be, however, every once in a long while I am privy to one of "those" moments.
I was driving home from the beach with a friend, who has the same attitude about teaching children the correct terms for things. Which is fine ... just fine .... I just wish she had TOLD me about that before exposing me to her children.
Her son and daughter (about 5 and 4) were sitting in the back seat while the adults were up front. Suddenly, from the back I hear her daughter say "I don't like the beach so much. I always get sand in my vagina. Do you ever get sand up your penis??
Soda pop then began to spew out of my nose. I forget the rest of the day ... I went into a fugue state.
