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Thank you. As Chief of Security and possible future Secretary of Homeland Security, I do hereby declare that we are invading Ohio at noon tomorrow unless the Governor there releases all bacon in that rogue state to our campaign staff (I'll come pick up personally, thank you very much) and promises never to do whatever it was that made Ohio come to my mind in the first place. We all know that Ohio is one of those 42 states of evil here in our blessed United States (although I just can't quite remember why; but that's irrelevant - they have bacon). You may now return to your regularly scheduled car ride. Car ride?? Did somebody say car ride???
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