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Originally Posted by pshrynk
How about special envoy to Barbados? that way you only have to go there for "fact finding" trips.
Like this little gem: If you lay about on a beach and drink umbrella drinks all day and use lots of sunscreen, you get drunk and tanned.  |
i'm eminently qualified for any job that involves laying about on beaches and drinking umbrella drinks (especially if i don't have to make them). i'd be happy to do further research on the question though.
in fact, a job like that might even dissuade me from daydreaming about retirement 50 times a day.
(damn, that reminds me ; there was an euromillions loto yesterday and i forgot to buy a ticket. i wonder if i wouldn't have not won. and how much...)