In order to get the damn media to forget about the pie eating contest, I mean, receive our message as we ant it presented, the following arbitrary and non-negotiable staffing appointments have been made to our campaign:
DixieGal is the Human Resorces Manager and Bribe Accountant
VivaldiRules is the Chief of Security and has a line on
Secretary of Homeland Security
Marc is Campaign manager and Arbiter of Reality
Zelda can be the Ambassador to France if she ever uses one of my avatars. She can have a Caribbean posting if she uses two.
Bruce is the Press Secretary and therefore the face of the campaign.
Patricia is the VP candidate and therefore has no official duties other than having a pulse.
Yvan is the offical Platform Carpenter.