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*cough*
Excuse me, longtime pLOLitician here. We can't just make perpetual copyright open for individual citizens. The businesses and special interest groups who fund our campaigns have told us that we need to give perpetual copyright to properties held by businesses only, and that we also need to eliminate private holdership of copyright and patents. After all, we have to listen to the biggest stakeholders in our economy, otherwise we wouldn't be the great anarcho-capitalist plutocracy that we are today.
We will now return to your regularly- scheduled programming. Please keep your faces and bodies where the monitor in your terminal can see them, so your employers can verify that you aren't doing anything they don't want you doing.
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