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Add two locks of red hair from a distressed damsel, 2 slices of pigs feet from Okinawa, the blood of a Saber-tooth tiger, and 1 magic carpet. Carefully, mince the above ingredients...sans magic carpet....swallow... remove shoes... sit on carpet ....float.... focus energy on buttons or stylus operations using brain waves...IF this fails send in device before warranty expires.....claim ignorance..
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