[DixieGal]

Originally Posted by tirsales

Could they get backdated to the beginning of the last century?
Hey, hey, hey, can I be have been Undersecretary of doing stuff?
And can I have had a jetpack for reaching the high shelves?

They already expired next year, but they are still worth a fraction of a cent (it says so at the bottom in the small print).

That is good, Honorable Undersecretary of Doing Stuff. We call them "work studies" around my office.

You get a jetpack and relish tray of melon balls at the 5th/-5th anniversary of your hire date. At 10/-10 years, it's a platter of chicken fingers, but watch out and don't choke on the fingernails.