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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!”
The boy goes inside, meets the girls parents, has dinner, and then announces, "Why don't we all stay in tonight and play a game of Monopoly."
As the evening came to a close the girl goes out on to the porch with the boy and angrily says, "I had no idea you would rather play Monopoly than have sex with me!"
The boy responds, "Well I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
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