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Originally Posted by pshrynk
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Therefore, using the time travel technology developed by Marc, I am running on the Montsnmags Party ticket to take back the White House.  ... |
Umm, good sir, perhaps it's just the Zany Carter bubbles still bubbling through your brain-space, and your candidacy will lapse along with your hangover making this question redundant, but, in regard to the above, can I ask...is this wise?
You know from conversations we had at the Party that, not only are there restraining orders in 122,347 galaxies just in this universe against me and my Montsnmags Parties, but multiverse-wide there are, by a strange coincidence, the same number of superclusters of galaxies in which even uttering the phrase "Montsnmags Party" can have you arrested, drawn, quartered, put back together, rolled in crushed glass and dipped in lemon juice, made to listen to the super-extended megaversion of Meatloaf's
I Would Do Anything For Love that goes for 14.3 earth years, and then hit over the head with terminal finality by a large wooden truncheon (such superclusters, having shown such an aversion to my Parties, are obviously not blessed with staying-power when it comes to imagination).
I mean, the presidency is obviously a given, given the time-related aspects (not to mention the dark-matter swarms of interstellar destroyers and psycho-disruptors currently hovering over Earth to ensure that your Presidency subsequently extends to full-scale, soul-crushing, earth-spanning absolute domination - I do have my own funds and friends, my good sir, and we like what we see in you), but, well, just be sure you're ready to cut-and-run with me. Cthulhu might throw in with us if it's just a couple of Elder Gods from another Universe coming in to break up the Party - he likes a bit of a stoush - but the tentacled one has his principles, and they quite rightly start with "Eat first; ask questions later".
You've got my vote, ya crazy bastard. I'm just asking, is all.
Cheers,
Marc (Bankrolling and Tankrolling Pshrynk For President. Vote 1 Pshrynk, or else...)