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Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward
I hereby pledge 1,000,000 confederate dollars towards your campaign.
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I, on the other hand, hereby pledge 1 billion Zimbabwean dollars to your fine upstanding cause.
May I take this opportunity to thank you, on behalf of the dis-united world, that you took this onerous task on. I once saw a photograph of the incumbents in the White House and, am sure, that I glimpsed you on the podium for a very wee flash of fore-time.
May I also thank you in advance of the past, that the world seemed, momentarily a much better place with you at the helm of the great ship "US" (bless all who sail away in her to better times, past, future or even the present, may it last more than a fraction of a fraction of a minute moment in fragmentary time).
May I also, on behalf of the known universe, thank you for the pledges you made when your acceptance speech was unveiled that far gone to come occasion that when you reached the conclusion we decided there were far better ways of putting your main facts down that would not worry those far distant planetary settlements that decided to look the other way at that time...
Who's the running mate, again?