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Originally Posted by Ninjalawyer
Apparently laws are proper if they enforce HenryT's specific values, regardless of whether they are harmful or not. Infringers should be tossed in jail; and maybe while we're at it we can bring back debtor prisons.
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Not good enough. First step is to determine their guilt or innocence. For that, I prefer trial by water. We take accused infringers, bind them with hemp rope, and then toss them in a lake. If they sink, they're innocent. If they float, they're guilty. The guilty are then taken to the town square and placed in stocks for three days. After which, they're consigned to the purifying flames of fire.