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Originally Posted by orlok
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the city's stores, he picked up a mirror and looked in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy".
He bought the picture, but on the way home remembered that his wife, Lizzy, didn't much like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.
The man's many trips to the barn began to draw Lizzy's suspicion. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly b*tch he's runnin' around with".
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This reminded me of one.
A family that had been raised in the backwoods of North Carolina, and never been to the big city, decided to go to the "Mall" in Charlotte. So, they drove the old pickup to the mall, and the father and son went off one way, while the mother and daughter went another.
It wasn't long before the father and son came upon an elevator, and watched an old women enter, the door close, some lights above the door flashed, and then the door open again -- and out emerge an attractive young women in her twenties.
The son turned to his dad and said, "Pa, what is that machine?"
His dad replied, "I don't rightly know son, but go get your ma."