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Originally Posted by Mindy
I was there as a skewer?
In that case I didn't won't have fun at all and have decided I didn't go, so will therefore ignore the invitation when it finally arrives.
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Oh, Mindy, Mindy, Mindy. Someone should probably have mentioned that the invite comes without an RSVP. Obviously, with the party being in the past, I know who came, and so I wouldn't invite anyone that wasn't there (it's one of those time paradoxes, where if I invite someone who wasn't there, then they end up killing my own grandfather and a butterfly over Japan...or something).
I have good news though!
There's no need to worry, as when Adrian (Taylor514ce) says "Sparkly Fairy Skewers", it's a bit like when we say we're serving Devils on Horseback or Frog in the Hole or Bubble & Squeak or Spotted Dick. We're obviously not
really eating any devils or their horses, and we're not
really eating a frog from a hole, and we're not
really eating things that bubble with things that squeak, and we're not
really eating spotted...err, let's just move along, shall we?
Anyway, I assure you that no guest of mine shall did ever have will come to any harm other than that which is self-inflicted, on my honor! (which, contrary to popular belief, is actually scoring very highly and flying higher on the multiversal stock exchange. It is a standard of currency in 1,970 solar systems in this galaxy alone).
Now, can I get you some more Steamed-and-Eviscerated-Squirrel? (Do you like chocolate?)
Cheers,
Marc