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Old 06-10-2008, 05:02 AM   #34
montsnmags
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Originally Posted by Mindy View Post

I was there as a skewer?
In that case I didn't won't have fun at all and have decided I didn't go, so will therefore ignore the invitation when it finally arrives.
Oh, Mindy, Mindy, Mindy. Someone should probably have mentioned that the invite comes without an RSVP. Obviously, with the party being in the past, I know who came, and so I wouldn't invite anyone that wasn't there (it's one of those time paradoxes, where if I invite someone who wasn't there, then they end up killing my own grandfather and a butterfly over Japan...or something).

I have good news though!

There's no need to worry, as when Adrian (Taylor514ce) says "Sparkly Fairy Skewers", it's a bit like when we say we're serving Devils on Horseback or Frog in the Hole or Bubble & Squeak or Spotted Dick. We're obviously not really eating any devils or their horses, and we're not really eating a frog from a hole, and we're not really eating things that bubble with things that squeak, and we're not really eating spotted...err, let's just move along, shall we?

Anyway, I assure you that no guest of mine shall did ever have will come to any harm other than that which is self-inflicted, on my honor! (which, contrary to popular belief, is actually scoring very highly and flying higher on the multiversal stock exchange. It is a standard of currency in 1,970 solar systems in this galaxy alone).

Now, can I get you some more Steamed-and-Eviscerated-Squirrel? (Do you like chocolate?)

Cheers,
Marc
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