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Originally Posted by RickyMaveety
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"Have you ever been married.??" (Right, there's a big market out there for physically unattractive. old, crazy, cat-ladies as trophy wives. I'm beating them off with a stick. Always have been, even when I was young, physically unattractive and just plain crazy but catless.)
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Ricky, if ever you catch me calling you "Crazy Cat Lady", please know that it is with a great deal of affection, and also sense of irony at the Rant you've just relayed.
I think I love you. I'd offer you my left foot in marriage, but I believe we are already married after we both managed to post the "Ninja Squirrel" photo near-simultaneously. I also am currently married to Queen Zee (she has my right foot), though we're currently undergoing marriage counseling to reconcile our irreconcilable differences over the spelling of "Jebus" (and whether he is sweet in his infantile form on a crispy wafer of baked dough). Mindy and I are also betrothed (left patella) having cemented our engagement with an exchange of Ood. I probably should mention that to her...
("Look, I know I don't play on your team, but, see, we're engaged now. I'm sorry, Mindy, but there's nothing I can do about it, unless Pshrynk starts to offer counseling
pro bono...he he he, "bono"").
Yours is a wonderfully, delicious rant, so awe-inspiring that, unlike the miniscule irritations that vent from my spleen, one can only hope that in some way it is eventually resolved to your overwhelming satisfaction.
Cheers,
Marc