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jacksonunit · 02-02-2012, 03:48 PM

* I named my Kindle St. Anthony's Fire
* My name is Anthony
* I'm a saint. No, really. I am.
* That's way too much box.
* Great, another charger.
* WiFi setup worked with zero issues
* Amazon Prime Instant Videos work flawlessly
* Netflix Videos work flawlessly
* Dr. Who is a great series, I can't believe I've missed out on it for so long
* Rose is hot
* Fire, oh yeah. fire...
* The book reader app is not as good as on my Touch, I NEED to flick to the next or previous chapter dammit.
* Book reader's menu plays hard-to-get. Come BACK here damn you.
* Guess I never imagined that the most advanced Kindle would NOT have TTS. What the hell?
* Carousel get's old five minutes after the shiny-object effect wears off.
* default menu item should be brightness, not volume for reader. Reminds me that TTS is missing.
* Magazine gimmick is still useless
* PC magazine is still useless.
* Maybe I should paint a little glow-in-the-dark dot to show me where the power button is.
* This thing is virtually the same size as my KT with the lighted cover on it.
* Orson Scott Card must have a time machine he uses to go back and steal my ideas before I can market them. The bastard!
* Orson is a better writer than I can ever hope to be.
* Pathfinder is like reading two very different books at the same time.
* Fire, oh yeah. Fire. Battery is only down to 65% after four hours of constant fobbing, and I didn't even bother to charge it first.
* The Weather Channel app is pretty cool, but it needs to rain more.
* My middle daughter has an unnatural interest in my gadgets. She may be more excited about this than I am. I think shes a replicant, or a Scott Card spy.
* Pathfinder is really good, but I'm going to have to switch over to the Touch. my eyes itch.
* I wish I had metal eyes. (I DARE you to take that Orson!)
* DOH! I can't believe I wasted my Prime book check out for January on Robert's Rules of Order. Sheesh, I'm like the "What Will the Dumbass Do Next Show."
* I should go to sleep before I screw up something else.
* The charging cord is insanely difficult to attach in a dimly lit room.

02-02-2012, 03:48 PM	#1
jacksonunit Sand Bender Posts: 107 Karma: 35218 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: San Antonio, Tx Device: Kindle1/iPhone/iPad/Droid/KindleDX/Kindle 3G/Kindle Touch/Kindle Fire	St. Anthony's Fire * I named my Kindle St. Anthony's Fire * My name is Anthony * I'm a saint. No, really. I am. * That's way too much box. * Great, another charger. * WiFi setup worked with zero issues * Amazon Prime Instant Videos work flawlessly * Netflix Videos work flawlessly * Dr. Who is a great series, I can't believe I've missed out on it for so long * Rose is hot * Fire, oh yeah. fire... * The book reader app is not as good as on my Touch, I NEED to flick to the next or previous chapter dammit. * Book reader's menu plays hard-to-get. Come BACK here damn you. * Guess I never imagined that the most advanced Kindle would NOT have TTS. What the hell? * Carousel get's old five minutes after the shiny-object effect wears off. * default menu item should be brightness, not volume for reader. Reminds me that TTS is missing. * Magazine gimmick is still useless * PC magazine is still useless. * Maybe I should paint a little glow-in-the-dark dot to show me where the power button is. * This thing is virtually the same size as my KT with the lighted cover on it. * Orson Scott Card must have a time machine he uses to go back and steal my ideas before I can market them. The bastard! * Orson is a better writer than I can ever hope to be. * Pathfinder is like reading two very different books at the same time. * Fire, oh yeah. Fire. Battery is only down to 65% after four hours of constant fobbing, and I didn't even bother to charge it first. * The Weather Channel app is pretty cool, but it needs to rain more. * My middle daughter has an unnatural interest in my gadgets. She may be more excited about this than I am. I think shes a replicant, or a Scott Card spy. * Pathfinder is really good, but I'm going to have to switch over to the Touch. my eyes itch. * I wish I had metal eyes. (I DARE you to take that Orson!) * DOH! I can't believe I wasted my Prime book check out for January on Robert's Rules of Order. Sheesh, I'm like the "What Will the Dumbass Do Next Show." * I should go to sleep before I screw up something else. * The charging cord is insanely difficult to attach in a dimly lit room.