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Originally Posted by Kumabjorn
How about a horse's head in the publisher's bed?
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Actually, I'm now thinking of submitting a Dr. Seuss-type story book about a reader who doggedly pursues a publisher trying to get him to update his e-books. Naturally, at the end, the publisher sees the light.
We can definitely work in your line:
"To do your job, what would it take? Serious threats am I to make?
Would you like a horse's head? Would you like it in your bed?"
"No! I do not like correcting galleys, Sam-I-Am!"