[SneakySnake]

laughing and sharing funny email I just received.

Rural Aussie Computer Terminology...

Spoiler:

> 100% AUSSIE !!!!!!
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> ".......... I come from the land down under."
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> YEH, WE'RE ALL SUCH A SMART BUNCH DOWN UNDER
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> RuralAustralian ComputerTerminology
> A little bit of Aussie culcha.....
> LOG ON: Adding wood to make theBarbie hotter.
> LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the Barbie.
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> MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the Barbie.
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> DOWNLOAD:Getting the firewood off the Ute.
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> HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.
> KEYBOARD:Where you hang the Ute keys.
> WINDOW:What you shut when the weather's cold.
> SCREEN: What you shut in the mozzie season.
> BYTE: What mozzies do.
> MEGABYTE:What Townsville mozzies do.
> CHIP:A bar snack.
> MICROCHIP:What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips.
> MODEM:What you did to the lawns.
> LAPTOP:Where the cat sleeps.
> SOFTWARE:Plastic knives & forks you get at Red Rooster.
> HARDWARE:Stainless steel knives & forks - from K-Mart.
> MOUSE: The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed.
> MAINFRAME:What holds the shed up.
> WEB:What spiders make...
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> WEBSITE:Usually in the shed or under the veranda.
> SEARCH ENGINE:What you do when the Ute won't go.
> CURSOR:What you say when the Ute won't go.
> YAHOO:What you say when the Ute does go...
> UPGRADE:A steep hill.
> SERVER:The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
> MAIL SERVER:The bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
> USER: The neighbour who keeps borrowing things.
> NETWORK:What you do when you need to repair the fishing net.
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> INTERNET:Where you want the fish to go.
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> NETSCAPE:What the fish do when they discover the hole in the net.
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> ONLINE:Where you hang the washing.
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> OFFLINE:Where the washing ends up when the pegs aren't strong enough.