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Some of the best lines from Denny Crane of Boston Legal:
"Sometimes a man just has to go out into the wilderness to touch himself."
''You're one of those environmental lawyers?...They're evildoers. Yesterday it's a tree, today it's a salmon, tomorrow it's, 'Let's not dig up Alaska for oil because it's too pretty.' Let me tell you something, I came out here to enjoy nature, don't talk to me about the environment.''
"It's the mad cow."
''Massachusetts is a Blue State. God has no place here'
''You Democrats! Protesting wars, banning guns! If you Nancys had your way nobody would ever shoot anybody. And then where would we be?''
(There's many more gems there that I just don't remember, so I guess they don't count.)
From Sinefeld:
"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
From Natile on Big Brother 8:
"They are done, D - U - N, done."
From Rules of Engagement:
Russell: "You want my advice."
Jeff: "No thanks, I already know how to download porn."
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