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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
oh now that's very kind of you Pshrynk but people will start thinking i'm some kind of karma whore if you go sollicitating on my behalf...
i do like accumulating all these superpowers though i will admit (of course karma fortunes are cumulative, why would you even doubt that ??). so in addition to making transoceanic flights without the assistance of an airplane, i also have such glorious talents as :
- with a running start, i can leap into geosynchronous orbit.
- i herd cats with both ease and grace.
- i juggle running chainsaws for a bit of light exercise.
- i am an honorary Texan.
- let us not forget that i load mercury with a pitchfork.
and of course i do all of these things with zen-like beauty. 
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I am totally impressed that you can even herd cats, let alone with Ease and Grace both helping you.