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Out of the dark and mysterious void,
Came a thunderously loud humanoid.
"This will end in tears," he said,
So I turned around and went back to bed.
But into the bed came the humanoid,
With an evil look in 'is eye...
"Preparation H is awl I noyd"
'Cuz we serve it for dinner with pie.
Then it directed my gaze to the heavens,
The Blue One. Next to the fish!
I flew here on rainbows with fins.
Is this some kind of death wish?
No; merely wish-fulfilment, I thought,
Now two wishes left. I guess I ought
To do what I knows best, and
Go play with the Toys what I bought.
So I lined up all the toys,
and called all the girls and boys
"Good thinking, Master PH. A clear set of instructions, particularly for some lower lifeforms like me, would be most helpful".
He said, interjecting a light note of concern...
"So, what's next?", asked master Geoff,
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