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Originally Posted by Blossom
I find those who react to Romance like the earlier comment have never read one and have no idea what's in them.
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Some romances hit closer than others.
Ah, the sensation of stroking her barrels, pulling her trigger gently until suddenly the striker plunges forward, and then massaging her stock with a good wood oil.
Or... that tearful goodbye after years and many journeys together, knowing her weaknesses and playing to her strengths, until it was finally time to pull the plug. Feeling guilty, but knowing it can't be helped... that no mechanic can bring her back and besides, taking up with that cute Audi isn't infidelity really...
They just don't aim romances at my demographic I suspect.