[Donnageddon]

The Mary Tyler Moore show. Don't know why this stayed in my memory when I heard it as a kid. But it did.

Lou Grant: Pits. Damn pits. Why do they make things with pits in the first place? They don't serve any purpose! Cherries, watermelons, tangerines, all of them. They can all go to hell. Go to hell, oranges! Half the time, all you're thinking about when you're eating them if you should spit the pit out or if you should store the stupid thing in one part of your mouth while you're eating with the other part! You can't even concentrate on what you're eating half the time! And after you're finished eating the damn thing, you have to worry about where you're gonna put the pit. Like, if you put it in an ashtray, it's disgusting. And ashes get all over it. And it doesn't even look like part of a fruit anymore! It looks like some hairy, gray dead thing. And it's even more disgusting!