Will a live chicken work? How about a live cockatiel? I have one that flies around my head occasionally (often landing on it, but that's another story. Or, as we like to say around here, a whole 'nother story.)
Rats, I just realized I left the "travel hub" for my iLiad at work.
Which means I should stop fiddling around with the registry file (trying to get txt files to open in FBReader, which is the only reading software worth using on the iLiad, imho) and actually read something if I'm gonna do that tonight....