http://www.scotchdoc.com/tsd/ask/index.html
My favorite paragraph from his article:
I strongly recommend that the Scotch single malt be "approached" in the same manner that one would a member of the opposite sex that may intrigue you. An open mind, patience, sincere attention to detail and an opportunity for it to reveal and exhibit its unique special qualities may disclose an "individual" whose company you can enjoy on many occasions.
Now this is a fight worth having, Geoff, over SEVERAL snifters. I'm starting with Oban. Pick your weapon.