Yes, I feel sure that you are feeling very, very sleepy.....
Here's let me hold that watch for you. What a nice watch. Look how it glitters as it swings back and forth....
I'm going to count down from five to one. When I reach one you'll be fast asleep, but still able to hear me, and able to do what I suggest.
Five.... Four..... Three.... Two.... One.
You are now relaxed and happy. You want to make me happy too. So you will forget all about this thread and never post here again.
Now, when I next say 'go to sleep', you will fall into a deep and dreamless sleep, and wake your normal self, remembering nothing of this conversation, except that you no longer want to post in this thread.
Go to sleep.
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I win.
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