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My old man's been missing for almost 6 weeks now.
Earlier today, the Police came round, asked if I could call in a close relative or friend to sit with me and then advised me that I should prepare myself for some possible bad news - which would be confirmed to me in the morning.
So, I'm just off to Oxfam to see if I can get his clothes back.
A married couple had been out Christmas shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realised that her husband had "disappeared". The somewhat irate spouse called her other half's cell phone and demanded: Where are you?
Husband replies, "Darling you remember that jewellery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said baby it'll be yours one day."
Wife, with a smile blushing, "Yes, I remember that my love."
Husband, "Well, I'm in the pub next to that shop."
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