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Originally Posted by Solitaire1
Didn't you know? Your vest contains a portable GPS unit. We've always known where you are.
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Lies! I checked this coat! - Hang on, you've put something in it, haven't you?
*turns coat inside out, finds small device*
You FIENDS! - Luckily, it appears damaged. Never mind, some sea water might fix it!
*splash*
Go find that, you miserable hungry chicken eaters!
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Originally Posted by Phogg
Plus every post online can be inspected for the IP address. (Ingestable Poultry address)
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Of course. That's why like any good chook I use an anonymizer service.
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Originally Posted by Solitaire1
So there's no escape for any chicken. We chicken eaters have just allowed some to live to grow more tasty for the future.
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You can try and get me but you'll fail!
Haven't you heard the phrase 'old boiler' before? I will be as hard as old shoe leather by the time you catch up with me!