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Old 01-02-2012, 01:18 PM   #944
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I'm prepared for just such an emergency. I studied at the Acme School of Design and Engineering (most famous graduate: Wile E. Coyote), and I have a plan involving an inflateable liner in my coat, a remote-controlled catapult, and an oven with a door can be opened via remote control.
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Oh dear. Everyone say 'good-bye' to Solitaire1......
Fortunately, I survived my attempt to deal with the large chicken. He fell on me, I inflated my coat which flung him into the catapult. The catapult threw him towards the oven and I hit the remote to open the oven door. Unfortunately, he missed the oven, flew over a nearby cliff, and hit the ground far below which kicked up a small cloud of dust.
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