My favorites are nonsensical limericks. They just come easily to me.
Disclaimer: These were all written in < 30 seconds, and just for fun. Don't expect anything deep.
there once was a hippo named Huey
pursued by a hunter named Dewy
with his Decimal System
he barely had missed him
but now he’s been squished to chop suey
~
whilst wondering why poems are nice
my room was invaded by mice
they ate all my cheese
and caused me to sneeze
and layered my floor with dry ice
~
there once lived a monkey named Bob
he was commonly known as a snob
one day he was sleeping
his alarm clock was beeping
and when he awoke he was corn on the cob
~
A paper of immunization
Commonly known as a documentation
It primarily consisted
Of the shots that are listed
For the people who live in our nation
~
there once was a monkey named Fred
who slept upside down in his bed
his thoughts ran like water
or sheep from the slaughter
and gradually dripped from his head
~
there once was a fish without legs
who tried to climb walls upon pegs
he hadn’t got hands
so he used rubber bands
and spends his time pushing off eggs
