[ATDrake]

Originally Posted by tubemonkey

I'm rather partial to the Infinite Monkey Theorem. I think there's a bit of Shakespeare in all of us.

ObRobert Wilensky:

We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.

Or in visual form, the Dilbert version.

* Fun fact: Peter Watts' short story collection† was named Ten Monkeys, Ten Minutes based on the Dilbert cartoon. I own a paper copy.

†All stories now made available for free reading via Creative Commons license on his website, along with his novels. He has a Paypal tipjar, a Hugo Award, and a leg that had to have flesh-eating bacteria‡ cut out of it.

‡And now that I've mentioned the flesh-eating bacteria, I will again mention the tipjar.