I'll second what Debs says.
So many posters do nothing more than copy/paste/run, as if suffering from a case of irritable bowel syndrome.
Your comments are hilarious, more than likely better than the books themselves!
I would like to see a novel from you. I would buy it. Just remember (if that happens), DON'T post it in the Freebies forum. --- You know which forum to post!
Don