Patrick Stewart for me, without the British accent and with a mustache. No wait, wait... Bruce Willis, only WITH a British accent. No, that doesn't work. Hmmmm... ok, the guy who will only ever be known as "Goose" from Top Gun, since he's bald now. With a mustache. He's got the perfect mix of lonesome loser and "I'm awesome once you know me".
If none of the above are available, then the flying dog thing from the silly 80's movie version of Neverending Story.
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