I'm giving someone - a Simpsons fan - a tome that might well give then eyestrain, bachache, strong arms, the odd strained wrist, and, in the right circumstances, a broken toe .
It's a detailed episode by episode analysis/run-down with pictures of the whole run, is about 8inches thick, and I made sure I had a nearby parking soace before buying one - in a "remainder" shop for £15.
And in a slip cover.
I thought it would make a good doorstop if they couldn't pick it up ....